My main concern for my 50K this summer is the availability of Porta-potties and the probability of peeing in the woods with lots of people around, not the actual running.
I really enjoy telling people "The things no one tells you" about pregnancy and childbirth, mostly for their priceless facial expressions.
If I make chocolate chip cookies, I don't actually intend to bake any of it.
I am the least sympathetic person when others have a cold. It's true, ask my husband.
I was trying to give Faith a mohawk during her bath last night and her hair dried like that. I've been laughing at her all day.
|It's hard to tell because she doesn't have much hair, but trust me, it's hilarious|
I put way more care and consideration into dressing the baby than myself.
|She's rocking the skinny jeans!|
It's not unusual for me to outeat my husband.
I think I might love my dog more than some people love their children.
Right now Faith is dragging her tube of Butt Paste (yes, that's a real thing) around the playroom and occasionally chewing on it. I'm letting her because it's just not worth the fight and tears to take it away.