I don’t believe in the school system here, so I’m starting Faith out early to get things jumpstarted. We don’t have a chalkboard, so I took to the driveway for lesson 1. She was not amused.
|I'm farting in your general direction|
She was way more interested perfecting her air punching skills. She’s going to be a kung-fu master like her bad ass mom.
|I fight with expert timing|
After the success of the birthday pony, I thought Faith would love the awkward car, fire engine, rider thing, but she’s yet to master anything other than her gangster lean. Maybe it’s for the best. Drinking and driving is dangerous.
|I'm totally fine to drive, I've only had one sippy cup!|
The weather has been great here lately. No more swamp stink and, with the exception of the occasional earthquake, running has been pretty ideal. However, running with a napless baby makes things very tricky. Sometimes even stuffing her chubby little hands with snacks and the dog’s leash doesn’t keep her from squawking.
I still managed to fit in a pleasant enough four mile loop by just cranking up my headphones and covertly making sure she was still alive every few minutes.
|Snacks! I want more snacks!|
Meanwhile, you’d think I was killing Peanut bringing her along for a run. How is it possible for her to be so fat and lazy and keep up on runs? I’m thinking maybe doggy Atkins to slim her down before her first race. Racing weight isn’t just important for people, she better not hold me back. Every man for himself.
|I'm conserving energy to smoke everyone in that 5K|
I think the only thing that could possibly be funnier than reading Kari's interpretation of my day would be to get my husband to do a guest post. :)
Enjoy my guest post over at Kari's blog!
If someone did a guest post of a day in your life, what 2 things do you think they'd focus on?