I had a bagel on the drive to Annapolis for the race and I found the school with no problem. I was surprised that it was so packed because I was expecting to be like the metric marathon I ran last fall since it was the same running club, but this race was like 400 people. Alyssa was meeting me at the race, but she got lost trying to find the school. I ended up jogging down to the corner and standing there to flag down her car so she wouldn't drive past the school again for the 34th time. It must have been the trees around the school that confused her, as I hear they don't have those in Baltimore.
| I'm watching everyone run to the start while I wait for Alyssa |
I luckily already had Alyssa's bib for her because she ended up pulling up with 10 minutes until start time, so we just booked it over to the start area. We lined up toward the back because everyone in front looked faster than us and then the race started right on time. It started on an uphill and I lost Alyssa right from the beginning. We had already pre-planned not running together, so it was no big deal.
I trucked along at a pace that felt easy enough to have a conversation, but I wasn't running with anyone so I had to constantly test it by talking to strangers. Luckily this race was full of friendly people and I even ran into a girl from my running club and we hung out for a couple of miles. The race course was pretty fun and involved lots of rolling hills and running past farms and mansions.
I stopped at one water stop to remove my pullover because I couldn't manage to do it while running and holding my handheld water bottle and after that I walked through each one and drank water (since my handheld had Gatorade). In the latter sections of the race I also walked several of the steeper hills, yet I still stayed with the same group of people and just leap frogged with them. One old guy even heckled me for walking since he said "You shouldn't be walking, you're younger than me!" and I responded "I'm still going to beat you" and then I did. Score one for my maturity.
The course ended on a gradual uphill, but it wasn't too bad especially since Alyssa and other running club people were waiting and cheering. I did an asshole thing and passed a chick at the last minute, but that serves her right for not pushing it until the end. I know it's not really "asshole-ish" to pass someone in a race, but when it's right before the finish line at a manually timed race, it feels like cutting in line.
I finished in 1:34:12 which is a 9:25 average and after I found Alyssa we went inside the school and grabbed some pretzels for me and then posed for a picture:
| This is like take #7 because I can't smile on cue |
We also stayed to see the awards because some of my running club friends won awards. The third place winner in every age group won a 12 pack of Cherry Coke cans (because it was the Cherry Pit race), which I thought was a really fun prize. Next year, next year.
| Sweet cooooooooke |
After we were done at the race, Alyssa and I went to Panera and I got the most normal thing for 10:40am...macaroni and cheese with a baguette. I always say I like my carbs with a side of carbs.
| Perfectly normal second breakfast |
Alyssa left to go meet other people for a 30 mile bike ride (bitch be crazy) and I drove home like a normal person. It's a long drive to get to Annapolis for races, but it's such a fun area to run that it's worth it to me. I did wish I had a chauffeur so I could have napped on the way home, but I keep forgetting to buy my lottery tickets so I can afford that.
If you've been a reader of my blog for any period of time, this recap may have left you with a few questions, like:
- WTF? She WALKED in a TEN mile race?
- Why did Alyssa ditch her? They always race together!
- 1:34?? Doesn't she run faster than that during training runs?
- Is she injured or sick or just lazy?
I can answer all of your questions with one picture:
| I've let myself go |
Waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit..... what?!?!??!!??!
ReplyDeleteSee, when a man and woman really love each other...oh wait, you probably learned how it works in sex ed. :)
DeleteYAY!!! Congrats!! And for the record, when I was reading I WAS thinking about how it was weird that you walked and didn't run with Alyssa....thought you were going soft or something :)
DeleteSeriously though, how exciting!!
How exciting! Congrats! I am glad you included the picture of your cute little bump otherwise I'd suspect a "April Fools!" post before the end of the day. ;)
DeleteAt first I thought that this was an April Fools joke, but then I remembered that you're the type of weirdo who would make a real pregnancy announcement on April 1.
ReplyDeleteWoo hoo! Congratulations!!! Oh my goodness!
ReplyDeleteI totally was thinking how strange it was that you walked!
When are you due?
How are you feeling????
Fill us in!
hahaha I was wondering why you weren't running with Alyssa...and after your "strangely not upset" post, was totally confused by your "run at a conversational pace" strategy.
ReplyDeleteCONGRATULATIONS! That is so exciting!! When are you due?
looks like I'm not the only one who's been harboring a little secret!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! I've got to admit I had wondered if it was a possibility since you haven't been doing crazy long miles or long races...which could've been you just wanted a break...or going for another little one!
ReplyDeleteIt is April Fool's and I never trust pregnancy, engagement, or breakup announcements on a day like this but assuming it's for real then CONGRATULATIONS!! I always save a little for the end of every race so I see can how many people I can pass at the finish so I would have passed that girl too!
ReplyDeleteBahahah...that better not be a blanket under there to give yourself a big laugh for april fool's day. Congrats!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yay! Congratulations to you!!
ReplyDeleteI loved Annapolis too. I lived in Gambrils with a classmate for one of my clinical rotations. I would live in Maryland if I didn't live in Maine.
April Fools pregnancy announcement. Nice. :)
Contests!!!!! That's awesome news.
ReplyDeleteWhaaaat?!?! Oh my gosh, congratulations!!! There have been a few times where you said you didn't feel well while running when I totally guessed you were pregnant. I'm clearly a genius :). I can't wait to read about your double jogging stroller running!
ReplyDeleteLove. This.
ReplyDeleteSo sinister about announcing on April Fools but I would have done the same thing ;)
Congrats you guys!
SHUT UP!!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!!!!! Tell me more :) Oh, and congrats!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!!
ReplyDeletefaith 2.0 is on the way?!?! congrats! when i saw your time i was like "waaaiiittt, a minute...she can run much faster than that!!!"
ReplyDeleteWhatever, don't try to imply you are prego, I beat you fair and square, fatty.
ReplyDeleteOk.
DeleteFunniest post ever.
I almost spit out my water.
Totally concur. Fabulous comment. I am sure even Brian would be proud.
DeleteWhat great news! Congrats!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats! Unless it's april fool's joke, then shame on you. :) Good job though! What are the chances that I can convince you to drive all the way up to Cornell ish area to race with me? :)
ReplyDeleteI seem to recall from my campus visit that Cornell is HILLY! Haha, I'd need a segway.
DeleteCongrats!!!
ReplyDeleteIs Faith going to lose blog face time when the new baby arrives? I hope not. :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats!
>>"I'm going to beat you anyways"<< LOVE IT!
Congratulations!!! Very exciting stuff! I admit I WAS wondering why you ran so slow for you. :^)
ReplyDeleteYessssssssssss
ReplyDeleteI love that, even pregnant, you ran at my normal pace. NOW we could race together :)
ReplyDeleteAHAHA! Oh congratulations! I am so happy for you, Jeff and Faith.
ReplyDeletecongrats girlie girl!
ReplyDeleteAhhh! Congrats!! if this is real and not a pic of you from 2+ yrs ago. :) Because I don't see a little tummy in that pic with Alyssa, unless your bib is hiding it! But you walking during a race means it's probably for real. You shoulda told Grandpa that he was about to get beaten by a pregnant woman.
ReplyDeleteSooo fat!
ReplyDeleteNow I want coke again.
You have to keep running, because guys like getting beaten by a pregnant chick even more. That would just be spreading joy and cheer.
ReplyDeleteAlso, you need to ask for a second bib for the baby. Cause nothing flusters the people doing results - they won't mind something unfamiliar.
ReplyDeleteI just can't decide if this is real or not, so I reserve my congrats for future bump blogs. Although, you have been cutting back mileage and saying you didn't feel good on this run or that run! I think you should have not only passed him but tripped him as you went by.
ReplyDeleteThe part about her running a lot more slowly than Alyssa is true. The rest of it -- each reader needs to judge for themselves. Truth? Hoax? Elaborate cover-up?
ReplyDeleteCongrats! That is so exciting.
ReplyDeleteCongrats! No wonder that 100 miler is on hold :)
ReplyDeleteI call party foul! You can't tell people you are ACTUALLY pregnant on April Fool's Day, because now I'm going to feel like an idiot that I squeeed out loud if it's fake!! Seriously! I'm just going to say congratulations and if you got me, you got me, I'm honestly the most gullible person alive anyway!
ReplyDeleteThat photo can't be from now. You are stick skinny in the race photo. Is this an April fools???
ReplyDeleteI am soooo happy for you!!! Congratulations! I've actually been wondering when you were going to say you were pregnant again even since the JFK 50!
ReplyDelete1) Props to you for beating the old man.
ReplyDelete2) Congrats! Bring on the eating for two!
1. You obviously need to lay off the carbs.
ReplyDelete2. Congratulations on having sex in a manner Rick Santorum would approve of.
3. There better be lots of talk of discharge.
Congrats! =)
in a manner Rick Santorum would approve of...as opposed to a pleasure smoosh?
DeleteTHIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION! I AM SO SURPRISED TO SEE THIS.
ReplyDeleteTim is sitting next to me and around halfway I said to him that you must be pregnant because you would never let Alyssa run ahead of you and beat you by 14 minutes. Maybe in 3 months you will have slowed enough that I can run a comparable pace to you! Congrats! :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations!!
ReplyDeleteAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhhhh! SO excited for you! No wonder you were adding swimming to your repertoire. Can't wait to hear more :)
ReplyDeleteNice hooters!
ReplyDeleteMy name is Brian Chu and I approve of this message.
DeleteCongrats!!! :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats and I love the way you did the announcement :)
ReplyDeleteLOVE IT!! Congratulations! Your smile in that picture is the best :)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on both the race and the new kid! Yeah, even pregnant and walking, you would still kick my ass in a race.
ReplyDeleteThis better not be an April Fools joke! :)
ReplyDeleteCongrats!! 2nd one on the way! If you need someone to help you eat ice cream or carbs just let me know!! :)
I love it! Apparently the reminder Avery stories of how infants are different than toddlers didn't scare you away! :D Congrats!!!
ReplyDeleteAHHHHHHH!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!
ReplyDelete(I had to reread this like 15 times.......because I'm dumb....obviously).
yes i missed this announcement because thought this was just a race recap and didnt really read it all. lol. CONGRATS! i thought you were the one who would stay with me in the "no 2nd child yet" club but you've jumped ship! LOL. ;) j/kidding! enjoy!!
ReplyDeleteWow - how exciting! Congrats!!
ReplyDeleteJust got around to reading the big news...CONGRATULATIONS !!!
ReplyDeleteThings are going to get a lot more exciting around your house this Christmas !
Fatty
ReplyDeleteCause I'm democratic and don't want you to feel left out.
DeleteAn entertaining and fun recap to read. Sounds like you had a lot of fun!
ReplyDeleteFogRunner 22nd place
Catching up on my blog reading...CONGRATS!!!
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