Wearing a romper. I don't care if you saw a cute one on Pinterest, if you're over the age of 10, then you shouldn't be wearing it.
|I don't just wear it, I actually ROMP|
Picking up pieces of dirt and handing them to people. Can you imagine going over to someone's house and doing that?
|Here Mommy. You want this, right?|
|Who says kids don't give back?|
Wearing ridiculous hairstyles out in public and only getting positive feedback. I dare you to try this style and see if anyone smiles kindly at you at the grocery store.
|Whaaaa?? I look cute, right?|
If someone tells you "Don't step on the dog's tail!" you can just laugh at them and do it anyway and no one will hold it against you.
|It's ok, Peanut said that she likes it.|
If someone is tweeting instead of paying attention to you, pushing the power down button on the computer only makes them praise how advanced you are instead of getting mad. I can pretty guarantee if you grabbed someone's smart phone and powered it down because they weren't focusing on you that they wouldn't praise your advanced button pushing skills.
|Mommy, you're not tweeting about me are you?|
Do you ever feel like snatching someone's smart phone and powering it down? I do all the time at the playground when I want people to stop playing "Words with Friends" long enough to notice that their kid is a feral menace.
As proof that adults do wear rompers, here is an example of a 200 dollar designer one. Still not acceptable.
|The boots really make the outfit|