Tuesday, June 12, 2012

The parasite is winning

Since I didn't run when I was pregnant with Faith, I didn't really know what to expect. I did work out last time when I was pregnant, up until the day before I was induced so I thought I had an idea of what I was doing. The magical thing about pregnancy is that you just don't really remember how much it sucked...otherwise why would you do it again? It's a lot like running a marathon in that regard because you only remember how happy you were to finish and look at the shiny medal hanging up now! Wasn't that fun? Let's do it again!

And just like labor, you may poop yourself

I think the most difficult part of running while pregnant is how it can feel fine one day and miserable the next and it's impossible to figure out which it is going to be today. In normal training, if you have a crappy run it's easy to come up with reasons why: didn't sleep enough, ate the wrong foods, wasn't hydrated, etc. Now it's just a crap shoot. I can do all the "right" things and still really struggle with running.

Take today for example: I slept well, ate a good breakfast, didn't feel sick, but I still wasn't really able to run. I ran a mile before I realized the ache in my knees wasn't going away after I warmed up and then I was forced to walk the rest. Sure, I walk at a brisk pace and increase the incline on the treadmill until I feel like I'm working, but it takes for-ever to walk versus run. I ran a mile and walked 5.2 (to make it a 10K) and even with watching TV, I was bored. I'd still rather be bored walking on the treadmill instead of bored while watching TV on the couch because I hurt myself, so there is always that.

Here are a few surprising (to me anyway) problems with pregnancy running I've encountered:

1. Sore feet. My feet ache after I run and I know it's from carrying around extra weight, but it's still surprising to me. At least my feet haven't expanded and my Brooks still fit.

2. So much jiggle. I've been forced to use two sports bras at a time and I also ordered a maternity support belt for running to help hold me in.



3. Extra chafing. I don't know if my stride has changed or if my thighs are chunking out, but holy chafing. I never used to bust out the Body Glide for short weekday runs, but I do now.

4. Anxiety about group runs. I get nervous now that I'm going to hold the group back or that I won't be able to keep up. It's made me more empathetic to slower runners in groups and how they might feel all the time. Group runs are key for me though because it's the only time I run outside (well, further than my short weekday runs). I don't feel comfortable going out for an 8 mile run by myself, which is also a strange feeling.

Pregnancy running isn't all misery, but I'm just going over the parts that suck because I want to be able to remind myself of this in the future when baby fever strikes. Also, part of the joy of being pregnant is scaring other people who are considering pregnancy, so let's not deny me my fun.

When I posted on Daily Mile about how I had to walk today instead of running, someone commented "The parasite is winning!" which cracked me up. It also reminded me of how every time I feel fetal movement, I think of this:



Don't worry, this is nothing like actual childbirth. The blood rarely squirts all the way up the ceiling.

Thanks to everyone for their great book recommendations yesterday! This is going to be my next read and since I loved Seabiscuit, I have high hopes for this book.


It has to be better than 50 Shades of Grey, so the bar is set pretty low. I did realized today that while I made fun of the relationship in 50 Shades of Grey, one of my favorite TV shows has a similar set up (or did in the first 2 seasons). If you don't watch True Blood, I apologize.







So which would you rather do: run with a weighted pack (that increases weekly) for 8 months or read from the 50 Shades of Grey trilogy everyday for 8 months? 

58 comments:

  1. I'm not a guy, but I still think it'd be fun to see video proof of 2.

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    1. I'm pretty sure I'd have to charge a subscription fee for that kind of video.

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    2. you're creepy.

      but yeah, that might be hot.

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  2. You need to give me a warning for those awful gifs! Not fair.

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    1. At this point, are you surprised by the gross stuff I post??

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  3. Unbroken is a great book. Very intense. The answer to the question...None of the above. Ha.

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  4. That first picture always makes me want to punch whoever posted it. Bleck. Also, I'm going to disagree with the majority and say that Unbroken is terrible. Unless you like books about duck rape that make you feel vaguely racist by the end. And you are going to get so much hate for calling your baby a parasite. I'm excited.

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    1. Duck rape? Like...forcing sex with a duck? I'm intrigued.

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    2. My husband makes me feel vaguely racist every day.

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    3. Yes, duck rape. Our book club read it and it was a tough read. Not sure I'd go back and read it again. Good luck.

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    4. I remember Sarah telling me this before I read it...and was shocked that the duck rape was not a whole chapter or something. I really liked it. I wouldn't read it again though, because it's not fiction. I don't read nonfiction twice. LOL.

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    5. Duck rape? I have no recollection of that part...

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    6. Like a dude rapes a duck to death. Although, I appear to have opened up a much more exciting can of worms judging from FB this morning. I just HATED it. I thought it was going to be some kind of awesome runner adventure story and it turned out to be really boring time on the ocean followed by an obscene amount of abuse.

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  5. Fact... Male ducks gang rape, rape other males, and rape after they've killed other males by exhaustion / chasing. Fortunately I've only witnessed the gang rape. Male ducks are mean.

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  6. I am always that slow runner that holds up the group...womp womp.

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  7. Based on my experiences in GORUCK, I'd say the book, although you didn't specify how much we'd have to read. I'm so glad duck rape was brought into my life.

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    1. if you're that excited about duck rape, DO I HAVE A PICTURE FOR YOU.

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  8. I tried to post yesterday but my iPad was being a pia. I just finished reading Dreams of Joy which was the second book after shanghai girls. I enjoyed both. Unbroken was awesome. It's a little slow at first but then is just incredible.

    I think you are a rocksteady for running at all. So don't be so hard on yourself.

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  9. Oh, and here's your blog post report card:
    Required items:
    Fetus - check
    Toddler - negative
    Dog - check
    running - check

    Base score: 75

    Extra credit:
    poop (+5)
    other bodily fluids (+5)
    making fun of something popular (+5)

    Total score: 90. Not bad.

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    1. Crap. I mis-graded. What's the ruling on that? You didn't talk about the dog. That should be -25 points.

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    2. Too bad, I'm keeping my A.

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    3. I think the epic discussion on duck rape merits major extra credit.

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  10. unbroken is wonderful. i could barely put it down, fascinating, and wasn't your hubby a pilot?

    you nailed it on the running, every day is so different. i've gotten used to the weight now, but it just makes me slow. must remember that next month...

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  11. Unbroken is an excellent book.

    I didn't run with any of my pregnancies.
    #1- quit smoking and drank whole milk like it was crack (gained 70 lbs, do not recommend)
    #2 - puked while driving, puked in my office trash can, puked pretty much constantly
    #3 - flew to China (yay!) and puked on the way home from eating 'local' (boo!)
    #4 - puked all day, every day for 6 months

    I grew tired of puking so I told DH that we're all done

    And to answer your question - I choose running with weight. Reading Shades of Gray would probably make me puke.

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    1. I love the whole milk crack too. It just tastes so good.

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  12. dude that video of the alien... i think i almost threw up on my screen

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  13. So walking on a treadmill is miserable. Hence why as a walker (as you know), I don't ever do it. Sorry you had to. Yup, and making pregnancy sound even less attractive to me was a success of this post.

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    1. It's my life goal to scare others about pregnancy.

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  14. Oh, that poor runner. I almost always see one when at the finish line of marathons...
    I'd pick the weighted running, but I know how tough it is... I remember it changing week by week. I'd think I was completely done, and then I'd have some okay runs. Do what feels good... no pressure to keep running if your body is telling you otherwise.

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    1. You're so right about feeling like "Well, I'm done" and then having a good run. So confusing!

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  15. I want to read Unbroken--I actually had it out but it was so long and then it came due....I'll be interested to hear what you thought.

    That video was disgusting, but this post made me laugh. I just stopped running as soon as I found out it was twins. But I ran up until finding that out, and I just remember getting hot much faster, getting tired much faster and being so slow!!

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    1. Yes to the heat! It's like running with a jacket on!

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  16. I ran while I was pregnant until a little past 23 weeks.

    I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought of the Alien movie when feeling fetal movement!

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  17. LOVED Unbroken! I read it soon after it came out and have vivid memories of not being able to put it down on a trip to New Orleans. Thank goodness Brent had grading to do.

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  18. Hillenbrand went to my college. That much mean I'm a good writer too.

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  19. I can't remember anything about the post but the poor guy that pooped his pants. That must be so uncomfortable, stinky, and embarrassing. Also it is one of my greatest fears.

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    1. I think non-elites take the time to stop and poop. I think.

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    2. But what if it's explosive and you can't get to the bathroom in time?

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    3. Then just hope no one has a camera.

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  20. Just wanted to say that the sore feet thing isn't just the extra weight, but also the relaxin softening up the bones & ligaments in the feet, so they get smushed around & together more.

    Those two choices both suck. But I guess I'd chose the 50 shades of grey option, as JUST wearing the increased weight pack with no reward at the end of it would suck.

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  21. The title of this post and the first picture had me thinking you ate having major poop issues. I can't wait to tell your child you referred to him/her as a parasite. I wonder if that or "you were adopted" will make it cry harder.

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    1. I still call Faith my little parasite because she's always jacking my food. It makes her giggle.

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  22. Pretty sure I prefer the weighted vest. Easier to erase from my mind.

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  23. Does the weighted pack come with a baby at the end? If it does, I'll take 50 Shades.

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    1. No baby, but I can kick you in the crotch really hard so you get a taste of the full experience.

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  24. Honestly, kudos to you if you can figure out why you had a bad run. I think I'm still such a noob that it really is a crap shoot for me -- I can do all the same things, treat my body the same way and still have a 50/50 shot that it's gonna turn out okay. Double ups for running while pregnant. I feel like at any stage of pregnancy and for any duration/pace that's pretty badass.

    Also, good choice on Unbroken. I would finish chapters and immediately want to tell someone about it -- mostly my husband who was just like, "That's nice, honey. Good story." As you can see, he's not really the let-me-tell-you-all-about-this-great-book type. But, I think you will enjoy it. Isn't the Kindle the best??

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  25. Seriously I just keep coming back to read all your comments. They are usually just as interesting as whatever you are posting about.

    Thanks for the over used poop photo. So glad that didn't happen to me!

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    1. Sometimes the comments are better than the actual post!

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  26. True Blood is nothing like 50 Shades of Gray. The Sookie Stackhouse novels are way better than that book. I can't believe you could even put that on your blog. You have a dirty poop mouth.

    Speaking of, there's something you can read. Charlene Harris. She wrote the books True Blood is based on.

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  27. Unbroken is intense. We listened to it (as an audiobook) when we were driving across the country last summer. I had to turn it off sometimes because it was too intense/scary/distracting for me to listen to while I was driving!

    I think I'd rather read the horrible books, but it kind of depends. Am I responsible for a baby after the 8months of weighted vest? Does the weighted vest just come off or do I have to actually lose weight? I get hangry.

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  28. Unbroken is a good book but it wasn't my favorite. I think the fact that his reality was so hard that it broke my heart; however, he is a fighter and got to love him for it.

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  29. I totally thought this post was going to be about you having parasites. I was *this close* to being angry that you stole my thunder.

    I would definitely pick the crappy books. Honestly, I think I have pretty shitty taste in books to begin with. I like everything I read and then forget about it instantly.

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  30. You almost swayed me from having more children. Almost.

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