Thursday, July 26, 2012

The dork runs deep

Today almost felt like the weekend because my husband took the morning off from work. I had my glucose test this morning, so he used some of his extra leave he earned from his recent travel so I wouldn't have to bring Faith (it's not a short appointment because you have to wait at least an hour to give blood).

It's amazing to me how excited I get to drive somewhere alone and actually listen to what I want on the radio. Then sitting in a waiting room and reading my Kindle instead of toddler wrangling? It was as relaxing as a spa trip. I downed my glucose drink in record time (apparently) because the lab tech commented that most women don't drink it with such gusto. I responded "They must not be runners because Gu is so much worse than this!" and she just looked at me funny.

My mommy is so strange and socially awkward

Everything is looking great baby-wise, I'm measuring on track and apparently it's already time for me to start going every 2 weeks. I keep thinking I have so much time left, but considering how much stuff I still need to do (um, everything since I've done nothing so far), I should probably get cracking. I was given a referral to go to PT for my back pain, but they weren't too optimistic it would help much since I was told that I have a "perfect storm" for fairly severe lower back/pelvis/tailbone pain based on the baby's position (nestled in the back due to the anterior placenta), my previously broken tailbone (it never really fully heals due to low blood flow), and the fact that I have a toddler who insists on being picked up all day. I'll give PT a shot, especially since I only have to go once or twice for them to show me some exercises, but I'm not really expecting to be comfortable again until after I have this baby.

On my way out I had to make more appointments and I was trying to explain to the receptionist that I hadn't seen one of the doctors yet in this pregnancy and I'd like an appointment with her since she could be the one delivering my baby. I thought it was pretty reasonable to ask for an appointment before 11:30 or after 4pm, but the receptionist just couldn't seem to understand why I couldn't come at 2pm. I told her it was my daughter's nap time and she said "Well, can't you just wake her up early?" and I shit you not, this is the image that flashed in my mind:



I don't know if this means I'm a huge dork or that I spend too much time online. Probably both.

Since I knew I'd be at the doctor's this morning and it was 99 degrees today (meaning too hot for a late morning dog walk), I dropped off Peanut at daycare this morning. No matter how many other dogs are there, she is always the most drooly one in the pictures.

She bypasses "drool" and achieves "foamy"
I took advantage of her being gone and took a nap instead of running. It sounds pathetic, but the dog's snoring interrupts my napping normally, even if I kick her off the bed. She won't leave the room and for a medium sized dog, she can really snore. I was hoping her diet would help, but she's down 5 pounds and still snoring like crazy. Why don't they make Breathe Right strips for dogs?

I overslept (I thought Faith would wake me up sooner), so I had to hurry to pick up Peanut before daycare closed for the day. I could tell she had a good day because she was too tired to even move when she got home.

Coonhound foot rest

This is why most dogs don't like toddlers

Tomorrow will be back to normal with my husband at work all day and me not being too lazy to exercise my own dog. At least it will be Friday, which doesn't mean as much to me as it does to people who actually go to work, but I still really enjoy my weekends when Faith insists on my husband reading to her and ignores me. Plus, we're going up to Annapolis this weekend so I can get new running shoes (and a new suit for my husband, that's the real reason for the trip). I think an almost-3rd trimester pregnancy chick asking to have her stride analyzed on the store treadmill is going to be priceless. I should probably video tape the reactions of the employees.

Do you ever think in terms of internet memes, or is that just me? 



40 comments:

  1. i'm gonna go ahead and take credit for introducing you to the internet.

    You're welcome.

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  2. when I was studying for the bar I made a bunch of reworded memes to help me study. Greatest study tool ever. So yes, I would definitely say I think in terms of internet memes.

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    1. Memes are going to help you be an awesome lawyer too, I just know it.

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  3. I want to be a fly on the wall at the running store.

    Peanut seems to be enjoying that sand water.

    I don't have kids and even I know you never wake up a toddler early unless you like to see what hell is like. I hate when receptionists try to get me to come in at weird times in the middle of the day. I work full time and can't actually park at work but I feel like if I got into the logistics I'd get as dumb of a response as asking someone to wake up a sleeping toddler.

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    1. Peanut can't get enough of that dirty water. She's a strange dog.

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  4. I wasn't running then, but I didn't think the orange stuff was that bad. I chugged it like it was my fucking job. I guess it was.

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    1. Haha there should have been a contest. That would have been awesome.

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  5. Definitely do the gait analysis. For bonus points, ask if they can analyze Faith's gait. Or Peanut's.

    I'm envious of that sand castle world thing.

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    1. Maybe if you're good, Santa will bring you one for Christmas.

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  6. Man, I wish we had a doggie day care here. There are days it would just make my life so much simpler! And my dogs' lives so much more fun!

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    1. Doggie day care is the best. It's close to my house and cheap!

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  7. at the very least, have you husband take covert pictures of you at the running store.

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  8. The nerve of the lady to ask such a question. She clearly does not have a toddler. I once yelled at a neighbor for making too much noise during nap time. I'm not sure if it was my yelling or the screaming toddler in my arms that made the statement, but they've been great since.

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    1. I can almost guarantee that she didn't have a kid of her own haha

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  9. Let sleeping babies and toddler alone! I never wake mine up if I can help it! She must be crazy!

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    1. I can't imagine the receptionists enjoy having cranky toddlers in the waiting room!

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  10. ps I loved the orange stuff. I tried to get them to give me more and they thought I was crazy.

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    1. I would have taken another bottle for the road.

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  11. I don't think in terms of memes. For the most part, I don't even recognize some of them. I read your blog so I can stay up on popular memes. ;)

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    1. My blog is providing a public service then. :)

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  12. I think in memes. I love my self a good meme. My favorite is the Fry meme.

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    1. The Fry meme is a true classic.

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  13. That is one of my FAVORITE memes. My husband does not understand, out of all of them, why I like that one so much but I pretty much preface everything with "one does not simply..." now and he is getting sick of it.

    Surprising that chick asked you to change your schedule. I would have just stared and said nothing until she offered up a time frame in the one you asked for. You know, make it super uncomfortable for her.

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  14. You mean you just drank the orange fluid offered and didn't request a piece of cake or special cupcake for the glucose test instead? How un-blogger like.

    I am now convinced I need my own coonhound footrest and have been looking into adopting one. Question - do coonhounds "counter cruise" for food on tables/counters/any available surface?

    I had a very sweet basset hound who, despite being very short, could somehow reach any foodstuff left within 8 inches of the edge of the counter. Including a whole pizza once (sad times for me). Just wondering how well I need to hide the cheez-its.

    Love your blog!!

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    1. Coonhounds are great dogs, but they are just like bassets with the counter surfing (and they are taller!) Peanut won't do it if I'm within eye sight, but I have to make sure she's in her crate (or upstairs at least) when I'm not home.

      I think the constant quest for food is a characteristic of all hounds, even Dachshunds!

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  15. It's the next morning and I'm still laughing at that meme. It's so perfect.

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  16. Do you watch Wilfred? No? Well...

    1. Fat Mac is Wilfred
    2. Wilfred wages a war against an unborn baby and it is one of the most hilarious things I have ever heard of.

    GU and the Glucose drink probably do about the same thing to me.

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  17. I'm pretty sure that would be Bungee with a toddler too. So sad.

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  18. The photos of Peanut made my Friday. :)
    We have the drool problem x 2. I can't leave the house without drool and hound hair all over my clothes. It's a sexy look.

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  19. That was hilarious! It's so true though, you don't want to wake a toddler if you don't have to.

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  20. I would love to see the faces of the staff doing your gait analysis. For bonus points, ask questions like,"do these shoes make me look fat" and "does my baby need to have his gait analyzed too?"

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  21. i cracked up at your comment to the lab tech. i say weird shit all the time that no one gets. or sometimes i have word vomit and can't stop saying odd things.

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  22. I feel like you really don't appreciate the full gamut of people who want their running gait evaluated. I would be surprised if they are surprised. You must be picturing all svelte runners or something.

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  23. OH and I only know about memes from your blog. Where do you see all these?

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  24. Speaking of internet awesomeness... I nearly went into early labor laughing at this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEGNDMMReWk

    It's courtesy of Tosh.O.

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  25. I just spent the weekend near my dad's greyhound, Tanner. God do I want a dog! You could ship me Peanut, drool and all.

    I *love* that your glucose test was like a spa trip. I felt that way about my MRI. White noise, lying down, blanket on top of me....I wish it had been longer than 40 minutes.

    And that's my favorite Internet meme ever--I love Boromir. I *never* woke my kids during naptime, and I never scheduled anything during that time. Birthday party or play date at 1 p.m.? Were they insane???? (Yes, many of them were.)

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  26. That meme is awesome. Wake her early? Seriously?? Next time, say "sure, if you'll watch her until bedtime."

    And yes, Avery's birthday party is at 10am to avoid any naptime issues. If that's too early for people - tough. :P

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