Me: He's at work.
Me: Yes, he's at work.
I literally have that conversation 80 times a day. When she hears the garage door, she says "Home!" and then proceeds to ignore him as punishment for him daring to leave her for this "work" thing.
|Can you believe he leaves me with this crazy woman all day?|
My 4th of July plans involve an early morning group run and then a pool party in the afternoon. I'll probably pencil a nap between those two things because I'm such a party animal. In my defense, it's pretty exhausting dragging this load around.
|My pelvis hates me so much|
The plan for the rest of the weekend is to learn how to relax at the dog's level. She's a professional.
Well, not really. We still have this to prevent any deep levels of relaxation:
|Did someone order a crazy toddler hug??|
What are your plans for the 4th?