|Look at her just innocently sitting there like she's not a force of destruction|
I try to get her to sit in one spot, but shockingly, two year olds don't have great attention spans.
|Work books? Oh Mommy, you are a fool.|
|Loud musical toy? YES!|
I've been putting in some serious effort to get her energy out because if I don't, she has been waking up at 2am full of crazy. It takes her a long time to stop shouting and laughing (and marching up and down the length of her bed with her blanket wrapped around her head like Cornholio) and it isn't something you can just sleep through and not notice.
|I need TP for my bung hole!|
I tried a 2 mile run/walk with the jogging stroller this morning and even though I woke up with a ton of rib pain, I didn't notice any increase from the running. Since I'm an idiot, I decided to do 4 more miles on the treadmill and that was less fun. It's partly my fault for watching How I Met Your Mother season one while running (laughing hurts), but the treadmill run was pretty painful. The pain didn't last after I stopped running and I finished up with 6 miles for the day. If it keeps hurting this much to run I'm not sure how long I'll last before waving the white flag, but I'm just taking it day by day at this point.
As proof that living with a toddler is like having a belligerent drunk person around at all times, here is a video of what happens when we tell Faith to stop doing something she thinks is funny.
Don't worry, no dogs were harmed in the making of this film.
|My delicate feelings were hurt. Why am I so "EWWW"??|
Do you ever do anything gross just because it's funny, even if people are begging you to stop? It's the worst when double jointed people start bending in ways that just shouldn't be allowed.