Tuesday, September 4, 2012

My little stalker

Today was a big day for Faith: her first day of school! Granted she's not really learning anything beyond how to act like a normal human, but that can be a challenging topic since I know adults who still struggle with this.

Most people told me that they cried on their kid's first day of school, but since I'm special, I just felt like I was going to vomit. The teachers advised me to keep the good byes really low key and just slip away, so I did that while she was looking at the toys. It worked because she didn't cry, but I felt like a huge jerk for dropping her like a hot potato and running.

I just looked up and BAM she was gone. Mommy is tricky!


I fully expected to get a call that she was crying inconsolably and I needed to come get her, so I didn't have any grand plans for my day of freedom. Once I got back home, I figured I'd just run on the treadmill until they called me to come get her. I got over 4 miles done before my phone rang, but it was just one of teachers asking me to bring her nap blanket by the school since I forgot it. My husband was right, I should have had some sort of checklist of things I needed to bring.




I hopped off the treadmill and ran the blanket over to the school and patted myself on the back for the wise decision to pick a preschool ten minutes from my house. It was a little awkward going out and about with that level of sweat, but luckily no one stopped and asked me if I was in labor. I didn't want Faith to see me, so I left the blanket outside her classroom and crept away with ninja-like stealth.

Random ninja related headline


I got back home and finished up my run to hit 7 miles for the day. After I was done that, I was at a complete loss of what to do with myself. I figured showering would be a good start, but beyond that I had nothing but lame stuff to do (like fold laundry) so I ended up just frittering away my time on the internet while icing my ribs. It was pretty strange eating lunch without anyone asking "Bite? Bite? Bite?" and I even had fun size Snickers bars after my sandwich, so I basically let my hair down and went wild with my child-free house.

I found it surprisingly hard to relax without her at home. I was constantly wondering how she was doing. Is it too much to ask for them to have a live feed web cam set up so I can stalk my child whenever the whim strikes me?

I picked Faith up a little before 2pm and as soon as she saw me, she burst in tears and had to spend about ten minutes on my lap crying and hiccuping. Her teacher said "She's been holding that in all day!" My anti-social kid apparently spent most of the day either sitting by herself at the table quietly playing with puzzles or stuck on one of the teachers like glue. Faith even insisted on following that teacher to go get juice for snack time. That's my little chip off the old stalker block.

This is basically Faith and Peanut in a nutshell

She didn't fall asleep during nap time, so I put her down for a nap when we got home. Then I had even more free time and I still didn't do anything productive beyond emptying the dishwasher. I should probably get better about that, but I'll let Future Kara worry about that issue. In theory, I should be able to get the baby's nursery completely set up with this free time, but it's so much less fun to set everything up for a second baby (sorry future kid) that I keep procrastinating.

Faith's teachers think she's going to be a "screamer" the next time I try to drop her off, so I'm glad we'll be at the beach next week so I have 2 weeks to steel myself for peeling a hysterical toddler off my torso and running out of the building. I'm sure one day she'll be a huge fan of school...one day.

I did feel ridiculously proud when the teacher complimented the lunch I packed for Faith (plain shell pasta with cheddar cheese cubes and berries). Faith may have been antisocial today, but she was the best eater in the class (the teacher even wrote that down on her little report card). I'm so proud that she takes after me in the important things.

I'll be the judge of good lunches. I give that one a solid B for lack of cookies.


Did you prefer buying lunch or bringing lunch when you were in school? I always liked the school lunch. I used to get really excited for Fridays because that was steak sub day.

31 comments:

  1. 1) if kennels have streaming video, so should tot-school.
    2) I almost cried reading thing thinking of how your little child was holding in her tears until she saw you. Oh, my heart.
    3) in elementary school, I hate hate hated my packed lunches (we didn't have much money so lunches were totally lame) so hot dog day was pretty much the bomb.

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    1. I spent most of today feeling like the world's biggest meanie for making her go to school and suffer. The teachers said she was barely holding herself together and was just staring at her shoes with her lower lip out until she could compose herself.

      Pregnancy hormones are not my friend in this haha

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  2. 1. You're a freak for actually remembering your first day of pre-school.
    2. You spend so much time on Pinterest, Faith's lunch should have been a lot more fancy, and arranged in the shape of an anime character.
    3. You're going to eventually run out of tricks for getting faith to get out of the car and go to school. That's when brute force works best.

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    1. I remember my first day of pre school. I wasn't 2, but I was 4. Stephanie S. wouldn't share her cheetos with me, only with Jamie. Stephanie S had one weird squinty eye. Jeremy ended the Pledge of Allegiance with "amen" and I was like "that kid is a moron."

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    2. I don't remember the first day. If I said I did, I blame my ribs. I blame my ribs for all typos too.

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  3. also I meant to say that Faith's bangs/hair look much adorable now that they have grown out.

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    1. Almost time for me to massacre them again.

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  4. Um, when I was a kid, I was terrified of the lunch lady so I refused to buy lunch and made my mom pack it for me every day. Yup, I was that kid.

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    1. Haha I love the mental image I have of your lunch lady now.

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  5. My kids had a hard time with their pre-school the first few weeks, but it got better and better. Pretty soon they loved it and would whine on days they had to stay home with me. Now, with the whole switch to kindergarten, I'm such a hard bitch that when my son tries to pull a pout on me at drop-off I leave in good conscience knowing it's mostly an act that will end as soon as I'm out of sight (my daughter is a little nerd girl and LOVES it--she was the teary one at preschool but you'd never know it now--she's seriously Hermione from Harry Potter).

    My kids have always been good eaters too. Everyone says so. It's almost....worrying.

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    1. I often find myself wondering where exactly all that food goes...

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  6. Awwwwww I'm totally dreading the day the B goes to school. It's good she held herself together. She's a tough cookie! They didn't start a program that you could buy lunches until 4th grade and it was always pizza. Since I'm lactose incapable, I was left out. I didn't eat lunch during school because the other kids made fun of my Chinese food leftovers. They thought dumplings were gross and said that soy sauce was Chinese blood. Funny how times change.

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    1. I'll have to use that "soy sauce is Chinese blood" thing on Brian.

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  7. I don't think I bought school lunch once in my entire school career. My mom packed it everyday. I seriously have the best mom ever. Now, though, I pack Mike's everyday and have to make my own. Lame.

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    1. I bet Jeff gets a better packed lunch than Mike.

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  8. My parents made sure we always had a packed lunch. I remember every now and then going through the line, but I really think that was me saving up my allowance. The mashed potatoes and gravy were my favorite.

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    1. I'm pretty sure I saved my allowance for ice cream, but you held out for the potatoes. Figures :)

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  9. Awww god love her little heart! Transitions for day care or school or anything of the nature are almost always tough in some ways, but I promise once she realizes the fun in store, it will get better. Of course she's going to need to adjust, you are all she's ever known and had no reason to experience insecurities. They are a necessary evil for the next stage of independence (i.e. this is what working Moms tell themselves :-D). While Cameron nearly 100% of the time has fantastic fun days, 8/10 as soon as he sets his sights on me at pickup time, out comes the lower lip from across the play ground and he comes running to me with the arms a flailing and a teary eyed "Mommy mommy mommy!" It's the best/worst sight ever :-)

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    1. Hopefully she won't be (too) stubborn about the adjustment!

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  10. It's crazy how I can think of a zillion things to do when I have a kid crawling on me or while I sat at work but then when I have hours to do it, I forget what it was I thought I needed to do.

    I hope Faith adapts quickly. I can't imagine how hard it would be to drop her off knowing she wasn't having fun.

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    1. Well, if nothing else school certainly tired her out, so I have that working for me.

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  11. I'm sure both you and Faith will adjust to the new routine quickly but I can imagine it's a little strange for both of you! I was always a packed lunch kid, I was terrified of the lunch line for some reason!

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  12. Oh her bangs look normal again, hooray!

    I hope Faith adapts quickly. Maybe in 2 weeks she will have forgotten that you left her and you'll just get a repeat of this week ;)

    We were always packed-lunch kids, but my mom would let us buy on Fridays because it was pizza day. Pizza day was awesome.

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    1. I know, it took forever but her bangs are finally less Spock-ish :)

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  13. I preferred to buy lunch but my mom always made me bring a packed lunch. Speaking of packed lunches, do you hire out your lunch packing services? Faith's lunch sounds better than the lunch I packed...:)

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    1. I really should hire out. I make a damn good lunch every day for my husband too :)

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  14. I want cubed cheese. I usually had a packed lunch. It was kind of exciting to buy lunch, but I can't remember what I would buy. Except a 5cent pretzel rod. with the change left over from the .95 lunch. What's awesome is that ninja article is out of Trenton... a short 6 miles from where I used to live. I never encountered any ninjas though.

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  15. I remember buying lunch a lot, but I probably packed sometimes too. It's all so foggy now. I have packed every day of my teaching career without fail.

    This whole thing sounds traumatizing. I don't know how you handled it. I would have cried.

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