Monday, October 22, 2012

Call me Cleopatra

The hard part of clinging to denial is that eventually people point out reality to you. In my mind, I still have weeks to go until I'm having a baby. Turns out I'm due next week...that sounds soon, right? Don't worry, I talked myself down again with the idea of going over my due date. It is fun to say "Next week" when people ask "When are you due?" so I am getting some enjoyment out of this, even though I'm more than a little concerned about the looming pain ahead.

I haven't given up on running yet, but I'm not going far or fast right now. My main modification at this point is limiting my outdoor miles because my knees complain later if I run too far or too often outside right now. I'm really grateful I have the treadmill so I can run with less impact, but I'm looking forward to getting back outside without this excess weight.

Who knew excessive cupcakes could make running harder??

Since the psycho dog still needs exercise, I'm not doing my whole workout on the treadmill and I'm splitting runs like I used to when I was running higher mileage. I think it makes it easier on me in general now to split up my run, even though ideally I'd like to just get it done in one shot. I'm trying to remind myself to be grateful of pushing the single stroller now because it won't be that long before I'm out there pushing the boat sized double stroller. At least I can look down and admire the new baby's many adorable fleece clothing options, that should take some of the sting out of it.

You know you wanted baby shower pictures.

After I got my workout in for the day, it was Faith's turn. "Wiggle Giggle Time" at the library is basically Zumba for toddlers, or so I assume since in my mind Zumba is just a bunch of people doing jerky dance movements and calling it a workout.

Evidence:



I know the camera angle is a little funky, but I was trying my best to only have Faith in the shot. The librarians got shafted in that deal, but they aren't minors and I don't feel as bad about getting them on video. Yes, Faith is pretty fixated on the idea that she is "special" and loves to talk about it. It's ok though, she's only 2. It only becomes sad when grown ass people still think they are special snowflakes.

I hope I can retain some of my "Oh crap, I'm due next week!" panic and actually be productive when Faith is at school tomorrow, but that doesn't sound like me. I'm pretty sure I can cling to enough denial to be completely worthless. My main goal tomorrow is trying to get to Subway before 9am for the buy one 6 inch, get one free deal. I was 3 minutes too late last week and it was heartbreaking. Yes, this really is the kind of thing I worry about.


Gun to your head, which would rather do: Zumba or Step aerobics? The Zumba I tried didn't even make me sweat, so I'd probably pick the Step class, even though I spend most of the class trying to catch up because I'm two moves behind.


31 comments:

  1. I've done a step class and it wasn't so bad since the instructor was attractive. But you'll never catch me at a Zumba class.

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    1. Did she wear a thong over spandex?

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    2. and leg warmers and a side-pony-tail. Yup.

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  2. Step... but because even though I have 2 left feet, and am always behind,I'm not a danger to anyone else.. with Zumba, I'm always in someone else's space, and will probably hit, or kick someone!

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  3. This is what a step workout looks like: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAlqDwax8-s

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  4. Good babyshower photos. Now you can show those photos to Faithv2, and tell her, look at all the outfits that mommy was allowed to view before you were born, but which mommy wasn't allowed to keep.

    But you forgot the instructional video!

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  5. You may want to try Zumba in Maine.... They are doing a 'different' type of Zumba here. Google it. Or watch the news. It actually made the national news. Lol

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    1. Haha I googled it and that's hilarious. Zumba and massage...possibly sexual, you never know :)

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  6. Step for sure. I've never done Zumba but I know too many morbidly obese and octogenarians who have done Zumba for me to think its an effective work out. And also I'm bad at choreography.

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  7. I did step for years before finding out that I could exercise outdoors. I think it was a plot by aerobics instructors everywhere to keep that fact from reaching the light of day. And once I discovered running there was just no going back. And I don't think I could do Zumba without seriously maiming another participant in the class. So I guess I'll have to take the bullet and hope it lodges in my sinuses.

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  8. I will never do Zumba. It would just look like a horrible seizure. (no rhythm) I love step, but I'm always 2 steps behind too, but I got really good at a Jane Fonda step tape (yes tape) once and I felt like a bad ass knowing all the moves. I would say they were like Jagger, but they were probably more like an Elaine Bennett.

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  9. Fuck you. I AM a special snowflake.

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    1. Lol, well I meant everyone EXCEPT you. I didn't want anyone to be jealous.

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  10. Step. I've done Zumba and your assessment of it is correct. Who the f needs to dance like that?

    Gosh, I need your address - I have a buy one get one Subway coupon that we won't use!

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  11. Definitely step class. I don't love them but the few times I went, I actually got my ass handed to me! Plus, I only went to one Zumba class and when you come from a 20+ year dance background, Zumba seems minor league :)

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  12. Can I choose neither? I am far too uncoordinated to do Zumba or Step. Why do you think my sport of choice is simply "left foot, right foot, repeat in a straight line"?

    If I have to choose, probably Zumba. But I'd just sit in the back and laugh.

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  13. Haha. I freaking love Zumba. Well, I love it now that the instructor has changed. I actually get out of breath and struggle on some parts of the class.

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  14. I've never tried Zumba so I have no idea what it is all about. But, I'm helping with a Zumbathon this weekend but I just plan to watch on the sidelines, laugh and take people's money for registrations.

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    1. Zumbathon?? That sounds hilariously awesome to supervise.

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  15. Subway is open in the morning?

    It took me like a year to get good enough at Step Aerobics where I didn't feel like I was taking my life in my hands every week so I'd go with that.

    Yesterday in a meeting my friend was like "I think I have a lesson idea for you, but it's a lot of work" and I was like "let me cut you off right there, that doesn't sound like me at all".

    You're already risking a lawsuit for misuse of dog anus and now that little girl who came in on the top right of the video is going to have her parents sue you.

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    1. Lol misuse of dog anus.

      Subway serves breakfast! Who knew, right? I like to swing by after I drop Faith off because then I don't have to share my cookie. I have a wild life.

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  16. "special, special!" I'm not sure I'd be able to keep a straight face if I was one of the librarians leading wiggle giggle time.

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  17. I can't do zumba. There is too great a chance someone will wander over into my personal bubble and that can't happen.

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    1. ugh.. it didn't post my name and you MUST know it was me. -elle dubya

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  18. Is that Subway deal nationwide? How did I not know about it!? Will need to work a Subway break into my morning work routine.

    This is the best description of Zumba I've seen so far:
    "A dancing exercise that fat women generally talk about doing on facebook to make it appear to society that they're making efforts to burn calories, when in all actuality, it does nothing for them." :)

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  19. I am actually really good at step. Love it. I go to my favorite class weekly when I can - no gun necessary. It isn't that great of a great workout IMO but it is fun.

    I don't like to dance. I suck at Zumba. I tried it once under duress and I won't be doing it again.

    Is it just me or does the Wiggle Giggle music sound kind of churchy?

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    1. Music built for people who have no formal training, to pick up and participate in without practice. Church music and toddler music seem to have similar requirements.

      (No blaspheming intended)

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  20. Step for reasons you outlined above. However, zumba makes me feel like the cupid shuffle and cha cha slide do. "Despite being white and having no rhythm, I can dance! Provided someone includes directions and shows me how"

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  21. "in my mind Zumba is just a bunch of people doing jerky dance movements and calling it a workout."

    That's pretty much how I envision it, too.

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  22. Doesn't Zumba also put on a bunch of women only races?

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  23. Love the video!

    Step! I've actually enjoyed a step class or two in my life.

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