There are cute options out there:
|Only vaguely disturbing|
I found a fun nerdy option:
|I would wear this in a heartbeat|
I liked this one, but I would probably give some kid in the neighborhood some serious nightmares:
|Sometimes I feel like this baby is actually trying to do this to me|
I was thinking to myself that I feel like something is missing from my choices. Where are my skank costume options? You know how Halloween costumes evolve with age:
|The two ends of the spectrum get the most free candy|
Don't worry though, they do have skanky costume options for the gestating crowd:
|I'd be a devil in heels too|
Because it's already not obvious enough that you put out when you're waddling around pregnant, you really need a low cut costume to drive the point home.
If you're thinking "But what if I want something ridiculous AND oddly skanky?" don't worry, I found the perfect thing for you:
|The more pregnant you are, the shorter the skirt.|
If you're too cheap to buy a skanky costume, you can make do with a bikini and body paint:
|Where is she putting her hand???|
Don't worry, I'm mocking the "sexy" costumes, but it's not like past Kara hasn't used the holiday as an excuse to show some stomach:
|I don't even think "Cha Cha girl" is a real costume|
So far my winning idea is to cut a binder in half and glue it to a maternity tank and write "Property of Mitt Romney" on the binder cover. See, it's funny because I'll actually BE a binder full of women. I greatly amuse myself.
What is your Halloween costume this year?
If you were hugely pregnant for Halloween, what would you dress as?