Endless Possibilities

This year is a special Halloween because I'm due the next day so this will be my only chance to do a maternity costume. I had no idea what was out there until I started looking and I have to tell you: it's pretty scary.

There are cute options out there:

Only vaguely disturbing 

I found a fun nerdy option:

I would wear this in a heartbeat

I liked this one, but I would probably give some kid in the neighborhood some serious nightmares:

Sometimes I feel like this baby is actually trying to do this to me

I was thinking to myself that I feel like something is missing from my choices. Where are my skank costume options? You know how Halloween costumes evolve with age:

The two ends of the spectrum get the most free candy

Don't worry though, they do have skanky costume options for the gestating crowd:

I'd be a devil in heels too

Because it's already not obvious enough that you put out when you're waddling around pregnant, you really need a low cut costume to drive the point home.

If you're thinking "But what if I want something ridiculous AND oddly skanky?" don't worry, I found the perfect thing for you:

The more pregnant you are, the shorter the skirt.

If you're too cheap to buy a skanky costume, you can make do with a bikini and body paint:

Where is she putting her hand???

Don't worry, I'm mocking the "sexy" costumes, but it's not like past Kara hasn't used the holiday as an excuse to show some stomach:

I don't even think "Cha Cha girl" is a real costume

So far my winning idea is to cut a binder in half and glue it to a maternity tank and write "Property of Mitt Romney" on the binder cover. See, it's funny because I'll actually BE a binder full of women. I greatly amuse myself.


What is your Halloween costume this year? 

If you were hugely pregnant for Halloween, what would you dress as?