Monday, January 14, 2013

Randomness

I am endlessly amused by my baby's mood swings. The time difference between these pictures is about 3 seconds.

MOMMY I AM DISPLEASED...oh wait, is that a camera?

The grumpy picture of Cordelia reminded me of Grumpy Cat, so I had to do this:





A lot of the time I feel like Cordelia looks just like Faith as a baby, but I think they are starting to look distinct. They are the same age in these pictures!

Faith needs some spray tan

Speaking of Faith, she is continuing to refuse to take a pleasant picture.

I'll show you pleasant

It's a zombie, GET THE AX


I can forgive Lance Armstrong for doping, but I can't forgive him for making me watch Oprah.




One of the most effective ways to get Cordelia to stop fussing is to sing to her. To amuse her, I sing along to things like "Call Me Maybe". If you really pay attention to those lyrics, that is some creepy shit.



I could get this framed in my house and still laugh everyday as I walk by.




What internet ridiculousness is making you laugh today? If you put a link in the comment section, you can spread the joy.

16 comments:

  1. Love Grumpy Cordelia so much.
    I have an awesome picture of Charlotte on my last post that I want to use forever and ever.

    http://i.imgur.com/qUrNt.jpg

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  2. I just started reading your blog a few weeks ago, but it definitely ranks amongst my favorites now.

    As for internet randomness: http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/21-situations-you-should-be-happy-youre-not-in

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  3. Love that last picture. My kids are under the impression that their father and I only had sex four times. I think they're really hoping that they were all conceived via turkey baster. I should post that pic up on our family Facebook message board (because sometimes it's the only way my kids hear/read what I keep forgetting to tell them) and scar them for life.

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  4. I have watched this video so many times I've lost count and it still makes me laugh.

    http://youtu.be/QK8mJJJvaes

    I love Faith's sassiness. You are in trouble!! Ha ha.

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  5. I know this is an oldie but it cracks me up! I repeat "Charlie bit me" a lot, I can't help myself!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_OBlgSz8sSM

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  6. Bahaha, my husband says he always wants to high-five guys and congratulate them on their virility when their wives start going on and on about being pregnant. And you reminded me that there is supposedly a new Charlie the Unicorn video, so I'm gonna go chase that down.

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  7. I second Kari's comment, but my main takeaway from this post is that you will be singing me and Kari to sleep in March. I have trouble sleeping before marathons so I'm really looking forward to that.

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  8. My daughter and I are doomed to needing spray tan. My husband and son can look like Indian dudes if they want to.

    And I'm with you on Oprah. Why'd he have to pick Oprah? I'll watch snippets but no way I'm watching the whole thing. She'll probably coach him on "how to love yourself." What the man needs is some good old-fashioned penance.

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  9. Grumpy Cordelia is the bomb. And I'm not watching Oprah, good thing this happened while I was offline. LOL.

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  10. Oldies but goodies.

    This is my most favorite of my all time. OF ALL TIME.

    The Landlord

    This is pretty good too, if you like Hunger Games, even though I loved the movie.

    Hunger Games - Honest Trailer

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  11. I showed my husband this post because there is so much hilariousness (is that even a word? probably not). I love that picture of Cordelia. And that last picture is so freaking funny.

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