Here's my take on it, broken into two key points:
1. If you think running really high mileage is good for your health, you're probably a delusional idiot. People run high mileage for lots of reasons, but if you're doing it for health alone, there is no reason to run 50 miles a week.
At no point in an ultra marathon does any runner think "Hey, my body LOVES this. I am the smartest person alive!" Many high mileage runners may enjoy some health benefits like a lower resting heart rate and faster metabolism, but that's not their main motivation in running so far. Personally, I like the challenge of the longer distances and I really enjoy a quiet, peaceful race experience so trail races are my favorite. Starting out on a long run in the woods feels like the start of an adventure.
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2. You're going to die one day.
Abstaining from activities that you enjoy just in case it might shorten your life is stupid. It's not like smoking where you KNOW it's going to end your life sooner. There are so many factors that go into running deaths (family history, diet, lifestyle, etc) that it's impossible to say that "Yes, running killed them".
There is nothing wrong with wrong 14 miles a week...unless you want to perform at a higher level or run distances longer than a 10K. The new guidelines also say that running faster than a 7:30 pace or slower than a 12:30 pace really increases your hazard level, but maybe that's because fast skinny people don't eat enough to be healthy and slow fatties have complications from their extra body weight. See how it isn't as simple as just how far or fast you run?
| Also in the study: going slowly down slides is unhealthy |
I've never been a really high mileage runner because there is a limit to how many miles I can squeeze in with young kids, but I would never limit myself to a certain weekly mileage because some study suggested it may be healthier. If I had the chance right now, I would run a higher weekly mileage like I was pre-pregnancy because I feel like I perform my best when I run 50-60 miles a week. In ten years there could be a new study that shows that running excessively actually makes you really attractive and smart. In my case study of one, so far that is true.
Here's an example: When I was a baby, all the doctors said to put babies to sleep on their stomachs or else their chances of dying in their sleep would increase. Now they tell you to put your babies to sleep on their backs and stomach sleeping is for horrible parents who don't love their babies. Numerous studies supported both theories...so obviously you have use your own judgment at some point.
If a scientific study suggested that some activity that you enjoy was unhealthy, would you stop?




scientific studies have long lambasted my meth use, but I think it's just science poo-poohing my productivity because they're jealous.
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DeleteNailed it!
Deleteyou mean like drinking mt dew may cause horrible root cavities that need to be repaired and thus will cause you almost unbearable pain for 2 months and induce TMJ? And should stop drinking mt dew?
ReplyDeleteum. yah. just finished one.
so I guess the answer is no on that.
No matter what people say, I will always drink Coke :)
DeleteRemember when they were saying eggs were bad for you? Now it's like YAY EGGS! And then sugar is bad so eat fake sweetener and now fake sugar will give you cancer. Life is too damn short for those shenanigans! I refuse to eat a salad a day. If I ate as many vegetables daily as some people claim to eat, no one would want to be around me...if you know what I mean. So anyway, while I think I'd never be able to run 50 miles a week, people who do amaze me. And dude, I don't know what you're talkin about. I plan to do 100 squats a day when I'm 80. Isn't that the American dream?
ReplyDeleteCliff notes: you fart when you eat veggies.
DeleteThe fact that you used Sweet Brown just made my day!
ReplyDeletestudies say a glass of wine a night is good for you, so 3 glasses is better.
ReplyDeleteYou're so smart. Are you Asian?
DeleteI'm just chiming in to say I agree with emily. "Life is too damn short for those shenanigans!" Do what makes you happy - you either die happy or die old - it's up to you. :) I'd rather eat a Bacon Cheeseburger from Five Guys every day and enjoy my life than eat salads every day and be miserable.
ReplyDeleteFive Guys is so fucking good.
DeleteI run 50+ miles a week because I prefer not wanting to punch people. If you make us a study of 2 we are at 100% for pretty and smart (well at least smart).
ReplyDeleteAccording to studies I should also have either no running shoes or 80+ pairs to rotate out ever so many miles.
Well now that we have 2 people in our study, we should be looking for a publisher.
DeleteWell...I am a biostatistician/epidemiologist if we toss Alyssa into the mix we can totally make it valid...I'm fairly certain she's smart. I know people, I'll get right on it.
DeleteWasn't Kari an English major? That's like a writer, which is like a publisher.
DeleteDo you need a dumb, ugly, high-mileage runner to round out your group? Cause I can easily bribed with cookies or many other tasty treats...
DeleteYou're in...as long as you keep your shoes on.
DeleteDude, I love you.
ReplyDeleteDitto.
DeleteThere will always be a study to prove anything is bad for you. I don't run that high of mileage, but if I did, I wouldn't stop because of this study.
ReplyDeleteEverything is bad. Don't cell phones give you brain cancer?
DeleteMy former neighbor invested every dime his family had into some chip you put into your phone to protect you from cancer. Needless to say, they stopped paying their mortgage, moved far away, claimed bankruptcy and lived happily ever after.
DeleteSorry to burst your ranty bubble, but that study is kinda bullshit anyways. They didn't look at baseline cardiac state in the subjects and the number 14 appears to be drawn out of thin air. I could go on about this for awhile (and have on another blog), but I wouldn't really get too worried. Besides, we are all going to die from preventable infectious disease because Jenny McCarthy's case study of one says we need to stop vaccinating immediately.
ReplyDeleteBut all the cool kids get polio!
DeleteActually all the cool kids get whooping cough or measles. Ya'll need to move to Boulder, the anti-vaccine capital of the U.S.
DeleteJust apply some breastmilk to that there polio leg, that'll clear that right up. That's what the Berkeley Parenting Network forums concurred, at least.
Delete"Going down slides slowly is unhealthy" = best blog picture I've seen in a while.
ReplyDeleteGotta love the medical studies and stats. When I had a phone "exam" for life insurance purposes (conducted by someone with a limited grasp of the English language and excessive background noise), he didn't ask ONE follow-up question re my severe, anaphylactic reaction to nuts (like, hey, do you maybe carry an Epi-pen), but asked no less than 12 questions about my childhood eczema. I kid you not. I should have told him that I thought the eczema was from either excessive running, or maybe my crack addiction, but I would have been pissed if I had to start all over again with another insurance company.
It's always a good day when I see Sweet Brown in my google reader...
ReplyDeleteSo 14 miles per week=good, but 15=bad? What about 16? 20? Where do they get that number?
So if you're supposed to exercise for 30 minutes a day and can run a 10 minute mile, you're already up to 21 miles in a week! Oops you're gonna die, better run slower. So, 15 minute miles=2 miles per day=magic number 14/week. But now you're slower than that magic number 12:30 pace. Arrrghhh....
I guess we are all gonna die. I'll leave a corpse with nice calves if that's the case.
If you run 15 you will immediately lose the use of your knees. It's science.
DeleteI'm a typical American who likes to use research and case studies when they are to my advantage. Otherwise, it is best to just ignore and pretend they don't exist.
ReplyDeleteI've seen a lot of pictures on your blog of Cordelia sleeping on her tummy (Peanut is my witness). Why don't you love her?
ReplyDeleteThat's tummy time and she's not sleeping, she has just given up on trying.
DeleteI have little faith in scientists and doctors. They say have this tablet every day and you won't get period pain ever again. But they forget to tell you that it'll make you feel so bad and so tired that you don't want to get out of bed for almost two years until you realise that it's the little tablets making you feel bad and you throw them away. End of rant.
ReplyDeleteI don't care if running's not good for me. I'm going to do it anyway! See - I can still channel a two year old child if I feel the need.
That is probably the best moment captured from Wet Hot American Summer. Well done.
ReplyDeleteI bet fatties funded this study.
Nope, I wouldn't quit. I'd like to do an ultra someday, I'm definitely doing more marathons (have you heard that they are heart-unhealthy?) and I like eating wheat, dairy, sugar and salt. Oh, also I drive cars....on a daily basis....very risky.
ReplyDeleteI love the Bilbo Baggins photo. That's how I feel before all races. Scientific studies show that feeling is good for you.
Favorite line: "Yes, running killed them." I left bumpers in the B's crib. She must be lucky to be alive.
ReplyDeleteGreat post! "Also in the study, going down slowly in a slide is unhealthy" - hilarious! haha! It seems like everything is going to kill us these days so we might as well just go with it.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about moderation. And under 20 miles a week is definitely moderation.
ReplyDeleteModeration doesn't sound fun at all :)
DeleteGah I used the same meme on the same day. (face palm)
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DeleteThat hamster's BMI also classifies him as obese, so he will probably die. Nevermind, we don't believe BMI is an accurate picture of health this week.
ReplyDeleteIn other news, I like caffeine, wheat, real sugar, and wearing deodorant, so because of that, I guess I will probably die. This brings to mind the lyrics from Chris Rock's No Sex in the Champagne Room:
"Here's a horoscope for everyone.
Aquarius, you're gonna die
Capricorn, you're gonna die
Gemini, you're gonna die twice
Leo, you're gonna die
Scorpio, you're gonna die *f---ing"
That is all.
My brother is on the "deodorant will kill you" plan. He also doesn't have a girlfriend. Coincidence? I think not. Well done on the Chris Rock!
DeleteBuy him some patchouli incense and soap. He will find himself a nice hippie chick in no time.
DeleteWhat a weird study! No, not stopping running. These days everything will kill you. I still drink Diet Coke occassionally, eat chocolate, drink wine, use a cell phone etc. Something's eventually going to kill me, right? I won't do things that might actively kill me right away - like skydiving - but long term "maybes"? Yup, I'll do them.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed we have almost exactly the same race PRs. At least we don't have to worry about The Hand That Rocks the Cradle identity/family-stealin' since we both already have enough children at the moment.
ReplyDeleteThe 14 mpw thing is interesting since I seem to naturally settle into that range when I run, left to my own devices. I think my highest mileage week was a whopping 25 mile week as part of half marathon training. I do wonder if I'd get faster if I ran more but my body never seems to want to let me run more without getting an injury.
I don't really know what you are talking about because I only trained for a 50 miler so I could have a rockin bikini body this summer. My milkshake still doesn't quite bring all the boys to the yard yet so I'm thinking maybe a 100K will do the trick.
ReplyDeleteRunning only 14 miles a week would be unhealthy for my family. So, really, I'm a hero. I'm running more miles for THEIR sake. Maybe they'll make a movie about how heroic I was after I die.
ReplyDeleteI probably won't stop. News flash: we all die. We are meant to die. But I would reassess if my quality of life was threatened. Not running affects the quality of my life more than the risks of running, so that answers that. A short, fulfilled, fun life beats a long and dull one any day!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to DIE?!!! No. Fucking. Way.
ReplyDeleteBut I guess I already knew that since food is bad for you. As is water. We are all so fucked. Might as well go for a long, deathly run. See you in the afterlife!
I don't understand why you have "high mileage" and 50mpw in the same paragraph. Karsten ran 5000 miles last year, and he's just a hobby jogger like us. I know Anthony Krupicka, who is an ultra champion, runs substantially more than that.
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