|I wanted to do a Miley Cyrus Wrecking Ball tribute outfit!|
The other shoppers at Target act like they've never seen a baby teethe on some cold packaged hot dogs before. So much judgment in their eyes.*
|Peanut would like to teethe a little too|
Pictures with your sibling always seem to involve some degree of choking.
|You don't need to breathe to smile|
They put you in a backpack and then have the nerve to get mad if you tug on the pony tail when you are tired of standing still.
|Faster Mommy, FASTER|
The world is full of repressive rules like "Don't eat the corn!"**
|I want to make popcorn in my stomach!|
Life for a baby is hard. That's why sometimes they just have to chill out in their bean bag chair and watch some Elmo while gnawing on a toothbrush.***
|Mommy, be a dear and fetch me a cold drink|
*Yes, I knew she was mangling that package of hot dogs, but you should have seen how happy she was to gnaw on them. No adult has ever been that happy about anything ever.
**Does it seem a little...odd to anyone else to let kids play in giant containers of animal feed? Oh hey starving countries, I know this feed could keep your animals alive in a famine, but my kid really wants to push a toy truck around in it.
***The best teething toy you'll ever find is a toothbrush. Sophie the Giraffe has nothing on a free Crest brush from the dentist.
Did you ever have a bean bag chair? I had a huge one in my dorm in college and it was so uncomfortable, but every time I see the baby in her chair it makes me want to buy one for me.
Are you dressing up for Halloween this year? Is it going to be a Miley outfit? Please include a picture link.